“Female Language”
— My 20 Rules to the female language, sadly has taken a life time for many men to understand and few to have learned it early on.
#1… If you should find her looking at your mouth, then give her a breath stealing kiss.
#2…
If she pushes you or hits you like a dummy, because she thinks she is
stronger than you are. Fall down like a damn fool, just make sure when
you do, and you have her in your arms, when she falls with you, but
lands on you.
#3… When she starts to curse at you at you trying to
act all tough, kiss her deeply, making her believe it and let her know
just how much you love her.
#4… If she is quiet, go ahead and ask her what is wrong, and be ready to listen, truly listen when she tells you.
#5… When she ignores you, guess what she really isn’t, so pay her the attention she is longing from you.
#6… When she pulls away, pull her back and let her feel, she is being held by you.
#7…
When she even thinks she looks her worst, stare into her eyes, truly
get lost in your gaze of her and tell her how beautiful she truly is.
#8…
Should you see those tears, welling up in her eyes, take her firmly
into your arms and hold her, and don’t say a thing until she does, just
hold her.
#9… If she is walking either away from you or pass you,
sneak up behind her and take her by the waist and give her a kiss on her
neck.
#10… In those times that you see she is afraid, hold her gently and let her know how safe and protected she is with you.
#11…
If one day you walk in to find her wearing some of your clothes, smile
at her, trust me, she will read your face, and know that you know she
was just missing you, so let her wear them. Oh and give her another
reason to want to wear them again.
#12… Those times when she is
teasing you, trying to get your attention. Stop what you’re doing and
tease her back, hell end up on the floor tickling her, just make her
laugh.
#13… When in those moments, when she doesn’t answer, or reply
back to you in the time you think she should. Let her know everything
will all be ok and that you can work it out together.
#14… When she
says that she loves you, know this to be true above all else, that woman,
really does love you more than you will ever know.
#15… When she
reaches out to grab your hand, and she will, take hold of hers, lock your
fingers with her fingers and play with her fingers as well.
#16…
Should she bump you, bump her back just be ready to catch her so she
doesn’t fall, not unless like in rule (#2…) make sure she falls on top
of you, then you can roll over on top of her.
#17… When that woman
confides in you, telling you her hearts secrets, keep them safe, keep
them secret. That means you are more than just a man there, you’re her
friend.
#18… When those times happen that you catch her looking
into your eyes, you can blink, but you dare not break that look until
she does first. Get lost in her stare, like you would in yours of her.
#19…
Oh when she says it’s over, it is never over until she is no longer
there, so you damn bastards better fight for her, because that is what
she wants from you.
#20… Repeat the 19 above, adding new ones
everyday, as long as you are hers. Oh what you learn about her today,
remember it tomorrow, she is keeping track. (via franco-the-discerning-gentlemen)
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